Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Married to Rock

My latest guilty pleasure is Married to Rock on E!. And it should be yours too; at least if you have lady parts like myself.  

Everyone wants to be a rock star and for a woman if you can't be a rock star the next best thing is to marry one! And now we finally get a bigger glimpse into that life. And as cheesy as it sounds, they are just like us.
First you have Etty Farrell. She is the wife of Perry Farrell from Jane's Addiciton. She is a classy, conservative mom of two who still rocks bleach blonde hair and silicon. Her best moment so far was being super jealous when Perry was caught dancing by himself with her look-alike replacement dancer. She of course took her dancing job back.
Next is Susan Holmes McKagan, wife of Duff McKagan of Velvet Revolver. Susan is a successful model and entrepreneur with her very own swimsuit line. What I love about her is she has a twisted self image just like the rest of us. She was asked to pose nude for a photo shoot and proceeded to complain about her old mommy body. Um... I'm pretty sure she must not own a mirror. The woman is half my size!
Then there is Josie Stevens, wife of Steve Stevens aka Billy Idol's longtime guitarist. Now anyone that knows me knows I am a huge Billy Idol fan and therefore a huge Steve Stevens fan and now ergo Josie is my favorite. I'm pretty sure her body and face are made of plastic but her heart is made of gold. Josie and Steve seem truly in love. The fact that he has allowed her to paint their kitchen cabinets pink and white and plaster hello kitty everywhere just screams, "I fucking love you babe!"
And finally there is the desperate and so sad AJ Celi, girlfriend of Billy Duffy from The Cult. She is cute, intelligent, successful and husbandless. She longs to be a rock star wife. I am crossing my fingers for you girl!!
Now I am not a reality TV show watcher but this one is classic. It really shows you that no matter what women have they are always going to be insecure, jealous, and a little bitchy. And if you don't think you are in that category you may want to put the crack pipe down and just enjoy the show.

1 comment:

  1. Thank you Marta. I feel slightly dumber from reading this. But what I gleaned from it is #1. I need a Playboy Bunny platinum blonde dye job #2 I should pitch myself to pose for Playboy/Hustler or all of the above #3 I need a playboy bikini wax #4 I need really big triple D implants inserted into my already full bubuzelas #5 I need to sport a few tattoos of dragons # 6 I need to downplay my own delusions of grandeur and support someone else's. You think Mr Slinky would still do me if my Rock Star husband was into threesomes? Something to ponder...

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