Tuesday, November 23, 2010

First Book of Marta's Better Than Oprah's Book Club Book Club

Fat Vampire by Adam Rex
First I must clarify that this book is not the first book of my book club because it's my favorite book of all time. It is just a book that I recently finished.
Fat Vampire is a never coming of age story about a fat boy who gets turned into a vampire by the popular jock from school, who was also turned into a vampire that same night. This novel is a teen novel but it has enough cussing and sex talk in it to satisfy any adult.
The story tells of a fat boy, Doug Lee, who struggles with the fact that he will never be skinny, will never get older, and will now have to subsist off blood. On the flipside of course it is in fact a coming of age story. A story about Doug Lee who is a fat geeky kid in high school, who happens to be a vampire, and his best friend climbing the social ladder in high school, about falling in love with girls, being rejected by girls and then finally dating girls. This is a vampire novel for a reader who maybe is not the biggest vampire fan. Most of the story actually centers around an Indian exchange student who becomes the center of Doug Lee's affection.
However, for the vampire fan at heart, Doug Lee does get to do some cool vampire stuff. He turns into a bat occasionally and even uses his vampire strength to beat up two burglars at a convenience store.  Meanwhile, Doug is continually running from a vampire hunters show that is hot on his trail while being taught the ways of the vampire by some wiser, older, vampires.
The end of the story is a bit of a twist and may even be a little disappointing, but overall, Fat Vampire is a fun easy read and definitely a different kind of Vampire story.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Love to Love Courtney Love

I love Courtney Love. I have to say I love anyone who can play an instrument and rock out. As a girl who only sounds decent singing in the shower, I'm also extremely jealous of anyone who is the lead singer of a band. With hits like, Violet, Credit In the Straight World, Celebrity Skin, and Doll Parts, Hole was instantly added to my CD collection. And yes I do have a CD collection and still buy CDs. I keep it old skool. But let's face it, there is more to Courtney then her band Hole. Courtney gives people like me hope. She makes you feel like sure I can't sing and may not be that pretty but I can have a band and be successful too. And who doesn't love someone who can look like this one minute

 and this the next.



Who else besides Harry Potter can perform that kind of magic? And she is just such an incredible entertainer. Weeks will pass and you think you have forgotten about Courtney Love but then she answers the door of her hotel room completely naked! And tells the shocked interviewer that she is going to go put on $4,000 panties, how can you not love this woman?!? And only Courtney would have to shut down her twitter account because she, herself, put up a half naked picture of herself. I love it! The fun never ends with this one. So to her critics I say....
                                                                 
Now don't bother me, turning up the volume, "And the sky was made of amethyst, and all the stars looked just like little fish... "

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Peppermint White Chocolate Mocha

My day started a little rough. I woke up way too late to straighten my hair. Massive bummer. And it was not until I got to my first doctor office (Im a drug rep) that I noticed my computer was not working! GRRRRRR... so I needed to find wifi stat to fix this situation. I remembered that Starbucks had pulled its head out of its ass and now offered free wifi so I booked it over there. I got online and called tech support. The whole matter frustrated me and made me surprisingly thirsty. So I walked over to the counter and noticed a promotion of a Peppermint White Chocolate Mocha. It was like the sign was glowing. I love peppermint and I love white chocolate and although I was a avid Peppermint Mocha drinker I never thought to add Peppermint to the White Chocolate Mocha. They called my name and I picked up the drink. I brought the hot cup up to my lips and sipped the most delicious sip. It was practically orgasmic. I was thrilled by this beverage that I isntantly forgave Starbucks for passing off Pike's Place as a good drip coffee. I remembered why I use to love you Starbucks and now I'm home. And everyone do not be fooled by the "holiday season" promotion. I learned many years ago that you can get peppermint anything year round. So drink up!

Introducing... ME

Hello Everyone and Welcome to my first official Blog!

I'm the cofounder of www.ProjectPeeve.com and these are my Favorite Things (I'm not always an irritable bitch) These are the people, places, movies, fashion, tv shows, books, etc that I like and love. While you are just discovering something I'm already addicted to it! You care cause I'm cooler than Oprah

Xoxo,

Marta